DIRECTOR'S CUT

“Hey, I have seen you somewhere?” asked “Divya” to “Manisha”. Manisha said “wow, I know you Divya. You were the beautiful actress of Bollywood. What are you doing here in this hell?” Manisha said, “I have been stabbed to death by my husband”.

Yes, that is the brutal truth. Manisha is a famous Telugu actress and Divya, the famous Bollywood actress. Both were killed by their husbands.Goddess “Durga” after knowing this serious issue called up “Yamraaj” one day. Lord “Shiva” said, “As my wife wants a detailed investigation in this case, why they both were killed by their husbands, despite having a love marriage, I want you to look after this matter, and come out with a solution”. “Yamraaj” agreed to it.“Yamraaj” now hired “Ravana” from Sri Lanka, to form a special investigating committee.

“Ravana” called up both “Manisha” and “Divya” to his palace at “Barmuda Triangle”.Now, the third degree investigation started.

Ravana: - Tell me Divya, why you had the misunderstanding with your hubby?

Divya: - My husband was demanding more money from me, as he was basically a low earner. He only had a small bar, in our locality.

Ravana: - But, that money, you could have given him, after all, he was your husband.

Divya: - I gave him for three times, but he used to waste that money after the bar girls, spending nights with them. As a wife, I cannot tolerate these things. But, still I compromised a lot. But, one night, it was a night mare for me. The famous film director “Burma” gave money to my hubby, for hunting me. I tried my level best, but the hyenas were more powerful than me, and they threw me from the terrace. The police got their money, and the case was filed as a suicide case. But, now they both have formed a Film Production unit for the Telugu films, known as “MR Production”.

Manisha: - Yes, Sir, I worked in the Telugu films, under that banner only. This director “Burma” one day approached me for doing B-Grade films. But, I rejected him. Then, he gave a CD to my hubby, where, my face was superimposed, and the video was having bad contents, which is unacceptable for any husband. So, my husband killed me, and committed suicide. Now, you have kept him in a jail of the Hell.

Ravana: - Ok, now we will take strong actions against “Burma” and Divya’s husband. Don’t worry; they will not get you people in the hell, as they will be kept in a jail.The next day, “Yamraaj” got the report. Goddess “Durga” approved the killing. Divya’s husband died in a strange car accident and the film director “Burma” got a sudden “Heart Attack”.

Now, “Yamraaj” told to both “Divya” and “Manisha”, “ Look, “Burma” may be the film director, but I am the director of the whole world, and what you saw just now, is known as the “Director’s Cut”, which we often perform to resolve the serious issues like this.