WOEFUL WORKING WOMEN (WWW)

Arindam: - Good morning, viewers. Can you see this office in your TV set? Yes, the name of this office is ‘NAUKRIWALI NAARI NIKETAN (NNN)’. This office belongs to the members of ‘WOEFUL WORKING WOMEN (WWW)’ union of India which is headed by a strong Muslim woman, Barkha Begum. Today, in this episode of ‘JAGRATA JANATA’, we are going to meet her. She is the Jagrata Janata of today’s episode. So, come on, let us go inside to have a chat with her.

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Barkha: - Yeah, I have heard about this program ‘JAGRATA JANATA’ from many people. You, the people of ‘Royal Bengal Tigers (RBT)’ TV Channel are really doing a great job.

Arindam: - Recently, you have been threatened by an Islamic fundamentalist group, as you protested against the decision of fatwa on Muslim working women. If a Muslim woman works in any office, then it is Non-Islamic? Is it mentioned in the Quran that no Muslim woman can work in any corporate?

Barkha: - These Muslim fundamentalists are just crying out foul. When Prophet Muhammad was alive, there were no concepts of corporate. In those days, Muslim women were given respect and recognition. Nowhere in the Quran, is it written that a Muslim woman cannot work in any office.

Arindam: - Then, why these people are attacking the Muslim working women?

Barkha: - These men of Muslim fundamental groups are illiterate and good for nothing. Their passion is to promote terrorism. They have neither read the Quran by their own nor have they understood what is written in the Quran, when the Imams or Maulvis tried to preach them the correct teachings of Islam. These people only understand their own interests. So, by any means, in the name of Quran or Allah, they started preaching all false things about Islam to form their own group of people, who will help them to spread terrorism all over the world and they are doing that successfully.

Arindam: - Ok, that I understand that in the name of Jihad, they are killing innocent Muslims all over the world. But, in this case, why are they attacking the women?

Barkha: - They feel insecure about women. They are good for nothing and their educated wives will earn bread for their family; that thing, they cannot tolerate at all. If we such Muslim women are educated ones, why should we become terrorists like those uneducated Muslim men? Take my case only. In our times, I was a brilliant student in our university. I graduated with very high marks. I got a job offer, but my parents did not allow me to take that job. Rather they started looking for a Muslim groom for me. I got married to a son of a businessman. My father-in-law was a tailor and had a great garment factory. My hubby studied till class VIII. After my marriage, I started feeling as if all my time devoted towards my studies went in vain, as I also used to do tailoring in my hubby’s tailor shop. After 14 years of our marriage, my hubby died of a major heart attack. At that time, I am the mother of two sons. My father-in-law started abusing me mentally as he used to think that his son has died of heart attack, because I was the source of tension for my hubby. I decided to leave that house and came to my parent’s house with my children. I took a job as a sales person in a company. Within next 5 years, I got promoted as a Marketing Manager. And now, I am the marketing head of a reputed FMCG company. My elder son is an Assistant Scientist of ISRO. My younger son is studying MBA in Pennsylvania. Had I been not an educated woman, had I not taken that job, then my two sons would have remained as a mere tailor only and they would also have shouted like those hooligans that no Muslim women should work in any corporate.

Arindam: - Do you wear burqahs in office?

Barkha: - Nowhere in Quran, it is written that a Muslim woman should wear burqahs. We, the Muslim women are not criminals or terrorists that we have to always hide our face from the society. Muslim women are also human beings, at least they are not demons like the Muslim fundamentalist men.

Arindam: - Thanks a lot, Barkha ji. We will end our show here. Viewers! goodbye.

BANGAALS ARE THE NO. 1 KANGAALS (BEGGARS) AND REFUGGES OF INDIA

Bimal: - These refugees are spoiling the entire Bengali community.

Jatin: - Refugees? What are you talking about?

Bimal: - I am talking about the Bangaals, the people of East Bengal, who were kicked out by the Bangladeshi Muslims during the Bengal partition. We, the Ghotis, the real natives of Indian Bengal region, gave them shelter and food. Bangaals are still surviving in West Bengal because of the Ghotis only.

Arindam: - Yeah, that’s true. Had our ancestors not helped these beggars, they would have died during the Bengal partition only. Our ancestors could have also kicked those Bangaals out from Kolkata at that time only.

Jatin: - No, they could not, because, unlike the cruel Bangaals, the Ghotis are always simple, down-to-earth and kind-hearted. Bangaals are always selfish and dhandaa-baaz (matlabi) by nature. They can even sell their family members for the sake of earning money. Ei bangaal gulo key bostey diley saala gulo sutey chaaye…

Arindam:- Not only have that, Bangaals are the No. 1 miser (Khanjoosh or Kripan). They will earn 30, 000 bucks per month, but they will live like street beggars. Their lifestyle is like the khalaashi people, who sleep on the footpath. It is not that these Bangaals are poor, but still they will not spend money.

Saswati: - The worst character trait of Bangaals is that they always act like parasites. They have money, they have everything, but still they will try to suck the Ghotis. The Ghotis are the real Bengalis. You will find that majority of anti-socials of West Bengal are Bangaals only. All notorious crime zones are having more Bangaal population than the Ghotis.

Bimal: - Majority of Bangaals are involved with CPI (M) party. Even Jyoti Basu was a Bangaal. He used to send money to those Bangladeshi people. Jyoti Basu used to eat the salt of West Bengal, but used to praise the Bangladeshis. Bangaals are basically namak-haram. West Bengal is ours only. Only, Ghotis have the right to stay in West Bengal.

Arindam: - Hey, now you are sounding like a racist. That is not acceptable. Where will these Bangaals go? Their ancestors were kicked out of Bangladesh.

Saswati: - We, the Ghotis have learned about racism from these Bangaal people only. Everywhere, these Bangaal people try to dominate over the Ghotis because; the Ghotis are real peaceful Bengalis. The Babu Culture, the real bonedi Bengal society was created by Ghotis only. These Bangaals entered into West Bengal and made it a second Bihar. See, the way, they live. There are no basic differences between a dehati Bihari and a Bangaal. Both Bangaals and Biharis are so unhygienic in their lifestyle. Bangaals can stay in a jhopar-pattis or colonies, but Ghotis cannot.

Arindam: - Also, there are some Bangaals who give big lectures about their ancestral properties in Bangladesh. ‘Amader etoh jami chilo…amar baap, thakurda ra zamindaar chilen’….

Jatin: - Dhaath…all those are bullshits. They were beggars in Bangladesh and now have become a zamindar in West Bengal by sucking the money of Ghotis.

Arindam: - Arrey, they sometimes feel proud of that they have sucked all the money of Ghotis. Bangaals say, ‘We had nothing when we entered West Bengal as refugees. Then, we utilized and fooled the Ghotis to earn lots of money. Now, Ghotis have become beggars in West Bengal. Bangaals are like Germans only.’

Saswati: - Bangaals regard themselves as the Germans because they are cruel like Hitler, who was a curse for humanity. We, the Ghotis are like French people, who are romantic by heart and peace-loving.

Arindam: - Now, the Bangladeshi people are also ruining the West Bengal economy. They are entering as refugees in the Malda, Murshidabad, 24-Parganas and through other Indo-Bangladesh border districts. Who are helping those refugees? It is the Bangaals only. CPI (M) is the party of Bangaals. Bangaal CPI (M) party leaders say, ‘Our ancestors were also refugees and the Ghotis gave us shelter. Now also, the Ghotis will do the same. If we allow Bangladeshi Muslims to enter West Bengal, then they will give us votes and ultimately our vote bank is increasing due to these refugees.’

Bimal: - Really, the Bengali Culture has lost its past golden glory, because of these Bangaals only. The whole world knows that the “BANGAALS ARE THE NO.1 KANGAALS (BEGGARS) AND REFUGEES OF INDIA”.

SOME BRUTAL TRUTHS ARE ALWAYS BITTER AND HARD TO DIGEST

Priyadharshini: - Have you read that article written by someone about the sexual performances inside the BPO office cabin? It has been posted in Mouthshut.com only.

Dhananjay: - Yeah, I have read that. Why? What happened?

Priyadharshini: - Come on, you are asking me what has happened. That writer is just exposing all the truth. Tomorrow, what is the guarantee that he will also not write about the truth that many BPO employees are addicted to drugs? Do something…Attack him in such a fashion that he never dares to write about anything again.

Dhananjay: - Ok, don’t worry. I will take care of that bloody writer.

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Shreya: - Hey Arindam, have you checked your account in Mouthshut.com? A man named Dhananjay has commented on one of your articles on Ghost…he he he….

Arindam: - Are you talking about that article, ‘The Ghost in the BPO Office’…he he he…Have you ever seen any ghost in your life? I have seen a video, where a ghost is walking through the office at night, when other employees are working in their computer terminals. How can a ghost be seen, when you click a photo or video with your camera?

Shreya: - It is not a new case. There are several cases like this, where a ghost has been seen in photos. Earlier, we used to think that someone has done some editing with Photoshop or other multimedia software, but it is not the case, the ghosts exist.

Arindam: - There is power cut in our locality, so, I cannot access internet now. By the way, what comment has been made on that article?

Shreya: - Dhananjay has written that you are abusing the BPO girls by saying that these girls indulge in sex with their boyfriend inside their office cabin.

Arindam: - Basically, he is now abusing the womanhood. He is feeling insecure by hearing that women have now become modern enough to select their desired partners and having sex with them. These types of men can never accept that a woman will enjoy themselves at their own will. What is wrong in that if a girl is having sex with her own boyfriend? Where there is true love, the sex has to come in, to bring their souls closer to each other, otherwise, the love does not have the charm of romance. Romance and eroticism are complimentary to each other and that’s why, God created a beautiful Eve for the Adams. But, there are some people like Dhananjay, who believe in plucking the flowers from the gardens instead of enjoying its lovely fragrance and beauty.

Shreya:- He he he…quite true…In India, every day, at least 43 minor girls and 88 working women get sexually harassed, molested or even gets raped. Hardly, 2-3% of these women lodge complaints to the Police Station. These victims fear that maybe those culprits will kill them. Anyway, that’s our Indian society…can’t help it. Anyway, why Dhananjay reacted to your article?

Arindam: - Maybe, he wants to show to the girls that he is a savior of women, though he is not. Or, maybe, he has been provoked by someone to suppress the truth that happens in any BPO office. For him, this is a brutal truth, but for me, sex is always a stress-buster, provided it’s a consensual one, but, no one should perform sex inside the office cabin and that too in front of hidden cameras. No one loves to see the real-life film of ‘Love, Sex and Dhoka’. Enjoy your partner in private places only, without making any videos of it.

Shreya: - He has even threatened you that he will throw you out of Mouthshut.com.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha…it hardly matters to me…I have already opened my own blog site. I post all my articles there only. Only some articles of that blog site get posted in Mouthshut.com. He can throw me out from Mouthshut.com, I don’t care…Maybe, it will decrease his blood pressure…he he he….But, one thing, I understood that there are some people, who are yet to become modern in their attitude and thought process and for them only, Indian society will always remain in darkness. For the hypocrite people like Dhananjay, “SOME BRUTAL TRUTHS ARE ALWAYS BITTER AND HARD TO DIGEST”.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Vishal: - ‘Main kabhi batlaata nahi…par andhere se darta hoon naa maa, tujhey sab hain pataa,….meri maa...’

Darsheel: - Hey, why are you singing this song?

Vishal: - I am missing my mom in this boys’ hostel. The foods of this school hostel are just useless. The warden is a second Hitler. In my house, I was happier. My mom always cook lovely dishes. She is so caring. But, now, I am spending my time in this school hostel.

Darsheel: - Thank God that your mom is so caring towards you. My mom always scolds me. She never gives me any chance to do naughty things. At least, I have got more freedom in this school hostel. But, yeah, I also miss my mom’s cooked food. At least, my mom used to customize those dishes, as per my wish.

Gautam: - Hey, do you guys know that tomorrow is ‘Mother’s Day’. We can request to that warden to give us leave for one day, so that we can spend some time with our respective mom at our own house.

Vishal: - Nice idea. Come on; let us go the warden’s room.

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Gautam: - Sir, can we come in?

Warden Arindam: - Yeah, come in. What’s the matter? I hope that you have not come here with some nuisance cases again. Last time, you people came here to give me an apology letter, because you broke the glasses of a residential building, while playing cricket on the road, as there was a Bangla Bandh on that day.

Darsheel: - No, no, Sir. This time, we have come to request for a leave for one day. We want to go to our house tomorrow.

Warden Arindam: - Why? What’s the plan? Hmm…I know you three guys very well. Again, you are going to do some nuisance.

Vishal: - No, Sir. We want to celebrate ‘Mother’s Day’ tomorrow with our respective mom.

Warden Arindam: - What? My goodness, I forgot to check today morning, whether the Sun has risen in the West or not. Anyway, just tell me, what you understand by the term ‘mother’. Now, don’t tell me that Mother Teresa is a mother-figure, and it is the perfect definition of the word ‘mother’.

Darsheel: - She is of course a mother. Our own soil, which is India, is also our mother, and we are their son only. Have you not heard the song, ‘Maa Tujhey Salaam’ of A R Rahman. All the great patriots have sacrificed their own life to provide freedom to our Mother India only.

Vishal: - Not only have that, Sir. Take the example of Ramkrishna Paramhansadev and Swami Vivekananda. They followed the instructions of their Mother Kali, the Goddess, to spread ‘Hindutva and its Socialism’ to the people of the whole world.

Gautam: - If you really love your own mom, then you should also approve the leave for one day to us, in this regard.

Warden Arindam: - Yeah, I also love my mom. There are no sons in this world, who don’t love his own mom. I love my Mother India also and always feel proud to take birth as her son. You know what my mom says to me, ‘Beta, even of you become an old man of 85 years old also, then also you will remain as my little child only.’

Darsheel: - Very much true, Sir. Mothers are always mothers and we will always remain as their little children.

Warden Arindam: - You people have so much knowledge about life, socialism and humanity at this age, but, then why you people always come out with poor results in your academics?

Vishal: - Life is, not all about Physics, Chemistry and Mathematics only. It is beyond that, Sir.

Warden Arindam: - Hmm…ok, ok, your leave is approved. After talking with you people, I am also planning to go to my mom’s place tomorrow at our village house to celebrate “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.”