SWINE FLU IN KOLKATA !!!

Palash:- Have you people heard the news?

Rakesh:- What news?

Palash:- Already 33 people on Kolkata are suffering from Swine flu and out of them 1 person has already died.

Rakesh:- Dhhussh! These are all rumors. Swine flu virus has been wiped out from India.

Palash:- No, Rakesh, it is back again and this time it has started spreading in Kolkata in a very deadly form.

Rakesh:- I need to check about the authenticity of the news.

Arindam:- No, Rakesh. You don’t need to do that because Palash is giving you the correct information. The HIN5 virus had mutated itself and is going to spread as a new avatar if some medical steps are not taken immediately.

Rakesh:- The Health Minister of Bengal is just a useless fellow. If 33 people are already suffering from Swine flu, then why the health minister of Bengal is still sitting quietly and watching the tamasha. Where is Mamata Banerjee? People are dying in swine flu, can’t Mamata Banerjee protest about it.

Palash:- CPI(M) has ruined the health and education sector of West Bengal in their 33 years tenure. How can you expect anything better from them? Have you ever visited any government hospital of Kolkata? I have visited those places. The patients are treated like animals. Even there are no power back-ups also. I have seen major operations being stopped in the middle of it due to power cuts. What to say about the hygienic condition inside the government hospitals of Kolkata. You will feel as if you are entering a morgue. Really, it’s a shame on CPI (M) government of Bengal.

Arindam:- Forget about CPI(M), INC, TMC and other political parties. All political parties are of same category. They want to do business in every sphere of the society in the name of politics. The buck stops at the doorstep of Kolkata doctors and nurses. I really wonder whether their medical degree is original or a fake one. The medical education system of Kolkata requires a strong vigilance as well as restructuring. I have heard that many doctors pass the medical examination by cheating papers or buying question papers from some traitors.

Rakesh:- Oh! Everyone knows that the junior doctors of Kolkata are good for nothing. They only know how to conduct strikes and how to harass the patients who require emergency treatments. Basically, these doctors have become businessman like Shylock rather than doctors. Those days are gone when a dacoit also used to vow his head in front of a doctor. Nowadays, the doctors vow their head in front of their patients to indirectly snatch money from them like the dacoits. That is, the doctors have become dacoits now instead of saviors. By the way, what are the symptoms of Swine flu?

Palash:- There will be rashes in your body as if you are having allergy. You will have a running nose. You will suffer from a viral fever. That’s all.

Arindam:- I think that you missed out one deadly symptom of H1N5 virus. The virus attacks the lungs. If you delay in your treatment of Swine flu, then your lung cells will totally be destroyed and you will expire. The vaccine of swine flu is out in the market, but, I really wonder why West Bengal government is not taking any initiative to bring that vaccine in their state. Generally, a vaccine of a disease is created after the 6 months of the outcome of that disease. There is also a lack of initiatives from the people of Kolkata. Last year, when swine flu was spreading in India, I was in Hyderabad. Really, those south Indian people never waited for any politicians or doctors. They took the initiatives to spread the awareness about swine flu by suggesting everyone to wear masks. That’s why; I like those South Indian people. They never wait for anyone’s help. They do it by themselves. But look at the people of Kolkata. They will wait for Mamata Banerjee or Buddhadev Bhattacharya to take some initiatives to prevent the spread of swine flu. This is the problem with Bengali people. You always have to chase behind them to make them work.

Rakesh:- Hmm…from tomorrow onwards, I will also wear masks or handkerchief to prevent my nostrils from H1N5 virus because who knows, the “SWINE FLU IN KOLKATA” can become a deadly one.