MANDIRA MOLESTATION MAMLA

Urvashi: - Just a second. Please be seated there. Let me call Mr. Yamraaj. Hello, Sir.

Yamraaj: - Yeah, tell me, Urvashi, what happened?

Urvashi: - Sir, Mr. Harsha Bhogle, the reporter of Swarga TV Channel of planet Earth wants to meet you. At present, he is waiting at our reception hall only. Will I send him in?

Yamraaj: - Yeah, of course. Let him come in. But, don’t provide any permission to any reporter coming from Pandora and Satanic planet. There is some violence going on between the species of those two planets.

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Harsha: - Hello Sir, how are you?

Yamraaj: - I am fine as usual, but, suddenly, you are here. What’s the matter, boss?

Harsha: - Sir, you must be aware of the fact that all the media channels of India are very much concerned about the suicide case of Mandira.

Yamraaj: - Oho, you are talking of Indian media channels. Hmm…yeah, Mandira is in jail of our hell, as she has done a serious sin by committing suicide. As you know the fact that the persons who commit suicide do not get re-birth for the next 15 years. Their souls remain in the jail of our hell for 15 years. If you want, you can meet her also. By the way, what is the case actually? Why there is so hot news about Mandira?

Harsha: - Actually, Sir, she was molested by a high-profile person and that is the reason, why she committed suicide. Now, as it has become a known fact, everyone is demanding severe punishment for that molester.

Yamraaj: - But, victims like Mandira should not commit suicide for those reasons. They should tell the truth to everyone, for seeking proper justice. But, there is a havoc problem with the Indian society and especially the legal system of India. The system is as slow as the sleepy Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Take the case of Kasav only. A terrorist is treated like a national hero and an Indian commando is treated like a street dog. After 26/11, I also felt sorry to take the souls of those Indian people who died in the encounter. Those were completely unnatural and shocking deaths. I am just waiting for the death of Kasav. Other countries would have given him a death sentence by now. Anyway, in this Mandira case, what is the status now? Is that culprit punished or not?

Harsha: - No Sir, that person has not got his punishment, yet. Actually, there are some flaws in the sexual harassment law itself. That is why, he is still secure. But, now, there will be a new sexual harassment law, where the culprit will not be provided any anticipatory bails and the case will be resolved within 6 months of the date of complaints.

Yamraaj: - What is the guarantee that a girl will always speak the truth. Suppose, a girl is my enemy, and she will bring false allegations against me about sexual harassment, then I will be in jail for 6 months, without doing anything.

Harsha: - No, Sir, if it is proved that a girl has made false allegations of sexual harassment against you, then she will be jailed for 3 years. Anyway, Sir, I came here to request you that please release Mandira from the jail of hell and give her soul a re-birth.

Yamraaj: - No, the rule is rule. You are not supposed to commit suicide. It is a sin and it will be punishable in jail. Your soul has to bear that for next 15 years after your death.

Harsha: - Sir, why don’t you punish the molester of Mandira. You can kill him in a very natural way. Heart attack and Brain strokes are your weapons to kill anyone at anytime.

Yamraaj: - Let me keep an eye on “MANDIRA MOLESTATION MAMLA”, and then I will surely do the needful. Don’t worry, Harsha. Anyway, wish you a very happy new year of 2010. Good Bye for now.