HYDERABAD TRAFFIC

“Well, “Arindam”, how are you now”, asked the Police Inspector. “Did anyone tried to kill you, as you are the son of a renowned businessman “Aritro Roychowdhury” of Hyderabad. Then entered the strict mother of Arindam, “Sonali RoyChowdhury” with Arindam’s Hyderabadi friend “Gopala”.

Sonali: - Good Morning, Inspector. Any issues with my child.

Inspector: - Not at all, Madam, we are just doing our formalities, as it is an accident case.

Sonali: - Ok, can you do me a favor. Can you just sold my son’s bike to someone. It will be a great help for me.

Arindam: - Inspector, you can go now. I am fine. There is no need to do any further enquiries. My mother has gone mad.

Sonali: - Wait, let me talk to your father, on my mobile.

Aritro: - Hello, Oh, Darling, what happened? I am in a meeting. Can you call me after sometime?

Sonali: - Listen, Dear, Your one and only son, was preparing to have a meeting with Yamraaj, just few minutes back. I just wanted to give you this information. You can carry on with your meeting, or else you can come to the hospital of our locality.

Aritro: - I will be reaching the hospital, within half an hour.

Sonali: - Actually, it is your father’s fault. I warned him many times, not to gift you a 2-wheeler on your birthday. But, he gifted you that, and in return, you are giving us pain, by doing accidents.

Arindam: - Uff, Gopala, make my mother understand, yaar. Tell me Gopala, was it my fault. That car broke the signal and hit me. What can I do? The traffic of Hyderabad is just disgusting. They are always in a hurry, and always ready to break the signal. The Traffic police are so nice and quiet to them, that really I wonder who recruited them as traffic police.

Gopala: - Yes, aunty, it is very much true. I am a local Hyderabadi. I know it very well. Every week, at least there are 50 accidents in Hyderabad. That is why, Satyam Computers was bound to take an initiative to create “EMRI” and its “108 Ambulance service”, otherwise, we don’t know, how many people would have died due to road accidents in Hyderabad.

Sonali: - Do we have any solution, to control this huge traffic of Hyderabad?

Arindam: - There are 2 ways, to tackle this problem. First one is the construction of Metro Railways, across the city. The second one is, just charge fines to those vehicle owners, who break the signal.

Gopala: - My dear friend, in Hyderabad, all the buses are under the AP government. When they break the traffic rule, even our CM will also not charge a fine on them. These bus drivers are also a culprit, but you cannot take any action on them, as they are the government employees. And, in the other case, people are given the driving license, without even checking their driving skills.

There are many people driving their private cars, with hardly having good driving skills. But, they have got the driving license, by giving money. So, they don’t even bother to kill someone in the road, with their cars.

Sonali: - Wait, tomorrow, I will write a column in my “Times of India” newspaper, regarding “Hyderabad Traffic”.

DIRECTOR'S CUT

“Hey, I have seen you somewhere?” asked “Divya” to “Manisha”. Manisha said “wow, I know you Divya. You were the beautiful actress of Bollywood. What are you doing here in this hell?” Manisha said, “I have been stabbed to death by my husband”.

Yes, that is the brutal truth. Manisha is a famous Telugu actress and Divya, the famous Bollywood actress. Both were killed by their husbands.Goddess “Durga” after knowing this serious issue called up “Yamraaj” one day. Lord “Shiva” said, “As my wife wants a detailed investigation in this case, why they both were killed by their husbands, despite having a love marriage, I want you to look after this matter, and come out with a solution”. “Yamraaj” agreed to it.“Yamraaj” now hired “Ravana” from Sri Lanka, to form a special investigating committee.

“Ravana” called up both “Manisha” and “Divya” to his palace at “Barmuda Triangle”.Now, the third degree investigation started.

Ravana: - Tell me Divya, why you had the misunderstanding with your hubby?

Divya: - My husband was demanding more money from me, as he was basically a low earner. He only had a small bar, in our locality.

Ravana: - But, that money, you could have given him, after all, he was your husband.

Divya: - I gave him for three times, but he used to waste that money after the bar girls, spending nights with them. As a wife, I cannot tolerate these things. But, still I compromised a lot. But, one night, it was a night mare for me. The famous film director “Burma” gave money to my hubby, for hunting me. I tried my level best, but the hyenas were more powerful than me, and they threw me from the terrace. The police got their money, and the case was filed as a suicide case. But, now they both have formed a Film Production unit for the Telugu films, known as “MR Production”.

Manisha: - Yes, Sir, I worked in the Telugu films, under that banner only. This director “Burma” one day approached me for doing B-Grade films. But, I rejected him. Then, he gave a CD to my hubby, where, my face was superimposed, and the video was having bad contents, which is unacceptable for any husband. So, my husband killed me, and committed suicide. Now, you have kept him in a jail of the Hell.

Ravana: - Ok, now we will take strong actions against “Burma” and Divya’s husband. Don’t worry; they will not get you people in the hell, as they will be kept in a jail.The next day, “Yamraaj” got the report. Goddess “Durga” approved the killing. Divya’s husband died in a strange car accident and the film director “Burma” got a sudden “Heart Attack”.

Now, “Yamraaj” told to both “Divya” and “Manisha”, “ Look, “Burma” may be the film director, but I am the director of the whole world, and what you saw just now, is known as the “Director’s Cut”, which we often perform to resolve the serious issues like this.