Sushil: - Nahi, aab baash bhi karo, Niharika. Already, we have taken 8 large pegs of White Mischief. Aur kitna peeyega, yaar. Aur ek – doh peg peeyoonga toh, saala ulti ho jayega.
Niharika: - Oh, come on, Sushil. After 2 days, I will get married to Prakash. Who knows, maybe, after my marriage, I may miss these daaru parties with my friends. Prakash’s family members are very conservative and traditional and Prakash drinks occasionally, maybe once in 2-3 months. Kam se kam, aaj toh mujhey enjoy kar lene dey yaar.
Dilip: - Saala, khud bhi maregi, aur hum ko bhi marega. Thik hain, aur ek peg order dedeh.
Niharika: - Ei, waiter, just repeat it once more and make the final bill. I will pay the entire amount. Debit card sey pay kar saktey hain na?
Waiter: - Yes, madam, of course, you can pay by using the debit card.
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Sushil: - Bhai, Dilip, ek baath boloon, boorah mat maan. We are totally in a very bad condition. Please tell Niharika, not to drive her WagonR tonight. Chal yaar, ek taxi le letey hain. Sabsey safe hain. Kaal subah aakey, Niharika apni gaadi parking lot sey le jaayegi. Not an issue.
Dilip: - Niharika, I think that Sushil is right.
Niharika: - Oh, my God, I was not aware that you boys are cowards. Look at me, as a girl; I am never scared of driving a car, while drinking. Chalo tum logon ko mein aaj Budweiser ka beer bhi peelayoongi. Don’t worry, yaar, dukaan ussh first turning mein hee hain. Come on guys; just take your seats in my small WagonR.
Dilip: - Sushil bhaya, hum log toh bhool hee chukey the, ki yeh Niharika toh hum logon ka school friend hain. Aaj tak kabhi bhi hum logon ka baath maani nahi hain, toh aaj suraj paschim sey kyon ugey ga, mere bhai. But, Niharika, we are not cowards; both of us are sensible gentlemen, that is why, we gave you that suggestion that driving is very risky after drinking alcohols. At least, we are not scared of cockroaches, but Niharika is always scared of those insects, he he he…ei Sushil, de taali.
Niharika: - hmm, you guys just talk craps, after drinking. Now, both of you just keep your mouth shut. Let me just start the car.
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Yamraaj: - Utho bacchey, neend sey jaago…Dulha mar gaya, dulha mar gaya….mar gaya…
Arindam: - Ei, who are you? Where am I? Anyway, you are singing the song wrongly. The song will be ‘Dulha mil gaya’. In that film, Sushmita was just looking hot and sizzling. But, what am I doing here? I was about to get married after 15 minutes. I was in my car only, which was going towards my girlfriend’s house.
Yamraaj: - Just meet this young lady. Her name is Niharika. She just thrashed your car with her own WagonR, and your girlfriend’s marriage party got transformed into a mourning party. In that accident, you and Niharika have died. Sushil, Dilip and two of your friends are still in critical condition. They are fighting against their death in the Leelavati Hospital. I know, Arindam, that it was not your fault. But, due to this bloody Niharika, you have lost everything and your girlfriend, parents, relatives & friends have lost you.
Arindam: - Really, how, you such girls get a driving license, I still wonder. If you don’t know, how to drive a car, then why the hell do you drive it? For you, my life has been shattered.
Yamraaj: - Arindam, she was driving the car, while drinking the beer. It is good that, she has also died; otherwise, there are so many “DRUNKARD DRIVERS” in human society, who don’t get any punishment, after killing several people on the road, with their car.
Niharika: - I am really very sorry, Arindam.
Arindam: - Don’t abuse the word ‘Sorry’. You don’t have the right to utter it also. You such “DRUNKARD DRIVERS” should to be hanged in public. You people are the real street terrorists.
