Monday, November 23, 2009

YOUR COCK NEEDS A LONG BREAK !!!

Shankar: - Actually, nowadays, I am facing a serious problem. Whenever my dick raises up during sex performance, I feel a pain in both sides of my extreme lower abdomen, and hence after some vibrations, I tend to stop, as the pain increases too much.

Dr.Venkat:- My goodness. How frequent do you perform sex? Are you married or single?

Shankar: - Yeah, I am married. We got married on August 2008 only. At that time, I used to do sex with her on alternate days. But, nowadays, we do it at every weekends, but my performance gets hampered due to this pain.

Dr.Venkat:- Have you ever had any major disease related to your stomach or liver?

Shankar: - Hmm, I suffered from jaundice at the end of last year only.

Dr.Venkat:- Who cooks food in your house?

Shankar: - Well, we both have such a tight schedule of our office, that hardly anyone get time to cook food. She does night shift in a KPO and my shift is morning shift. And on weekends, we spend time by watching movies and roaming in different parts of the city. Hardly, there is any time for my wife to cook food. We eat foods outside either at the office canteen or in local tiffin centers. I eat twice a day; lunch and dinner.

Dr. Venkat: - That is a problem. You must eat food at regular intervals and that too the foods which contains proteins. And your shift create a lot of problems. Day shift is the best shift for any humans to work. The morning, evening and especially the night shift hampers a lot. Have you ever had sex with any call girl without using protection? In a week, how many times do you masterburate?

Shankar: - Well, there are no fixed timings about it. Whenever I feel the desire, I do it. I love to enjoy that pleasure also. Does that affect my dick raising? I think that masterburating keeps my sexual life active and healthy. Yeah, once, my condom got burst, while doing sex with a call girl.

Dr.Venkat:- But, Mr. Shankar, you are a married man. On one hand, you are eating those spicy foods and suffering from acidity and indigestion. That means, whatever foods you are in taking, is of no use for your body. On the other hand, when your wife is not eager to provide you the pleasure during the weekdays, due to her busy job schedules, you are having fun by masterburating. Are you aware of the fact that your dick goes into the refractory period, once you masterburate. Not only have that, while performing the sex with your wife, you will feel a mild pain, when your will power tries to raise the dick at its optimum length. But, how can you attain that length, because your sperm needs some time to recover or reproduce the same amount again. Control your will power. Anyway, I am prescribing some medicines and you have to give blood and sperm sample. We will check your blood and the sperm count. My compounder Arindam will help you out in this process. Hey, Arindam, saab ka samples le loh.

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Shankar: - Arrey, don’t ask me Arindam bhaya. We are married for more than one year. We are trying to reproduce one baby, but we are yet to get success in that regard. My dick has some problem. My wife also feels too much pain during periods. She had four boyfriends and had too much sex affairs with them. Now, she does not feel any pleasure in her big vagina. Even she told me frankly that she had an abortion once and for that reason, she suffered from an infection in her vagina. Maybe, it is also hampering our baby reproduction.

Arindam: - Sir ji, tension kyon letey ho. Dr. Suchitra, the wife of Dr. Venkat is also a doctor. She is a good gynecologist. My wife had some complications also. She got treatment from Dr. Suchitra and last month only, my wife gave birth to a baby girl. We got married to each other 3 years back. I also had a similar bad habit of having frequent sex with other girls and masterburating for 3 times a day. But, later I realized that my dick is not a machine, it is also a part of my body. I stopped masterburating for 2 months and then one day, I gave an excellent pounding to my wife, similar to, as I did for the first time at the age of 17.5 years. So, Sir ji, “YOUR COCK NEEDS A LONG BREAK”.