PROVIDENT FUND SETTLEMENT MECHANISM IN INDIA IS VERY SLOW !!!

Gurbachan:- When your father will give another 1 lakh rupees as dowry that he promised to pay at the time of our marriage?

Simran:- Is that 1 lakh rupees so important for you? Are you having sleepless nights for not having that money?

Gurbachan:- You have become a wife of our family, that’s a pity on you. I could have easily refrained myself from marrying you, the moment I heard on my marriage day that your father would be unable to pay another 1 lakh rupees as dowry. If your father fails to give the money within next month, then you can go and live with your dad only in his house thereafter.

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Harbhajan:- What happened to you, Milkha ji? You are looking too much worried!

Milkha:- My son-in-law Gurbachan is always torturing my daughter Simran because I am yet to pay another 1 lakh rupees as dowry.

Harbhajan:- Why are you not giving it to him then?

Milkha:- Where from will I bring the money? I am a retired person. My wife is suffering from paralysis. We have only one daughter. My family runs on my pension money only. Whatever savings I made in my career as a clerk of a bank, I spent it on my daughter’s marriage. I have around 3 lakhs rupees in my Provident Fund. I applied for the withdrawal of that money 6 months ago, but, still I have not received my PF money. I am following up with the officers of the Provident Fund department of India for 5 months, but, it is of no use. They are not doing the final settlement of PF account.

Harbhajan:- What are you saying? The PF officers of India are delaying the final settlement process of PF account. I don’t believe it.

Arindam:- Milkha ji is telling the truth. This is the brutal fact. They unnecessarily delay the final settlement process of your PF account. Even if you apply for a PF transfer, they will not do it very easily. Take in my case only. After getting kicked out from Satyam Computers, I applied for a PF Withdrawal for my PF account: - AP/23034/72449 at the Barkatpura PF office of Hyderabad. The exit_Helpdesk team of Satyam Computers settled all my papers of Form 10C, 3A and 19 with the approval of Rajnish Jaiyam and Sambit Das. I sent all the documents to the Barkatpura PF office on March 2010. Now, it is August 2010, I am yet to get my PF money.

Milkha:- Hey, wait, wait, just hang on! Rajnish Jaiyam! I have heard his name somewhere. One of my friends is in CBI. He was mentioning about Rajnish Jaiyam. He was saying that maybe Rajnish Jaiyam knew about the Satyam scam and the roles played by the CFOs and CCFOs. Is Rajnish Jaiyam in corporate finance department of Satyam computers?

Arindam:- Well, I cannot totally rule out that Rajnish Jaiyam did not knew anything about the Satyam scam. But, he is not in corporate finance. But, it is also true that he monitors or sanctions the requests made by CCFOs. Basically, he is a sly fox. That much I can assure you. Now, whether he is a culprit or not, the CBI officers have to find out. Anyway, the Satyam scam case has been thrown into the back-burner. The CBI has become a puppet of Congress party. As Ramalinga Raju had good relationship with YSR, that’s why, Ramalinga Raju is yet to be interrogated by the CBI inspectors. I am damn sure that Ramalinga Raju will contest election from Hyderabad after 2-3 years and play his 2^nd innings like Mohammad Azharuddin.

Harbhajan:- Ha ha ha…Boss, people of Hyderabad are eagerly waiting for Ramalinga Raju to come out of the jail. The moment he comes out, all the Hyderabadi people will assassin him on the street. By the way, Arindam, have you not lodged a complaint about your PF settlement to the Finance Ministry of India or the PF headquarter that you are yet to get back your PF money. Also there is Grievance website for PF.

Arindam:- Those are eye-washers. The ‘Submit’ button of the complaint form for PF grievance does not function. Only, I got some response from PF department after calling at 040-27567082. Really, the “PROVIDENT FUND SETTLEMENT MECHANISM IN INDIA IS VERY SLOW” like the UPA – II government.

STOP WRITING BLOGS !!!

Imtiaz:- Arrey, boss, who told you that Dubai is a communal place of Muslims, where a Hindu person is ill-treated. Someone has given you the wrong information. Dubai is one of the best cosmopolitan cities of the world.

Arindam:- But, still as a person of Hindu community, I am very much skeptical about going to Dubai and work there. Moreover, all the finance companies which are based in Dubai always prefer a Muslim people as their employee. As a RSS (Rastriya Swayamsevak Sangha) supporter, it will not be feasible for me to go to Dubai or in any cities of Middle East country.

Imtiaz:- Kya yaar…You people always regard Muslim people as your enemies. Boss, all Muslims are not terrorists. India is also our motherland. For some bloody Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Afghan Taliban people, the entire Muslim community of the world is getting cursed day by day. By the way, your surname is a Muslim surname. In our Muslim community also, we have that surname.

Arindam:- Maybe, I don’t have any idea about that. But, my predecessors were all Hindu, that much I can guarantee you.

Imtiaz:- Ha ha ha...but, you cannot ignore the fact that the avatar of Shirdi was half Hindu and half Muslim and he always used to preach, ‘Sab ka malik ek hain’, that is, God is one and unique for all, devoid of caste, creed and religion.

Sonali:- Uff…Imtiyaz, again you have started talking about those spiritual things. Hey, Arindam, have you cracked any new job or are you still trying?

Arindam:- No, I am still trying, though my failure rate is 99.99% till date, he he he…I am yet to crack any of the written competitive exam.

Imtiaz:- Arrey, bhai, why don’t you give money to some agents. Believe me, if you give them the money, they will display your roll number in the recruitment selection list. Your father is in a PSU Bank. Why don’t you utilize his quota and source?

Arindam:- Had I been interested in playing those foul plays, I would have done that 5 years ago itself. But, my father doesn’t believe in those foul plays and so do I. If I get a government job by bribing someone or by some other influential methods, then tomorrow, some people will whisper at my back that I have no talents or skills to get this job but I have got this job by utilizing the power of strong social networking only. That is an illegal way of getting recruited in a company. Recruitment process should always be neutral and personal views should not dominate over professional views to take partial decisions. Getting a job through your hard-work, dedication and honesty always give you a mental satisfaction and you regard it as an achievement of your life. But, if you get a job by the other methods, no matter, what job you get, your mind will always start asking, ‘Am I fit for this company? Am I not in wrong place? Aren’t the people of this company looking at me with hatred because of my corrupted recruitment procedure?’

Imtiaz:- Ha ha ha…mere bhai…Just put those words of ‘Hard Work’ and ‘Honesty’ inside a dustbin. Boss, this is India. You will keep on trying for your whole life, but you will not get a government job with your hard work and honesty, because the Indian government is itself a corrupted one. In India, if you cannot master the art of corruption and politics, nobody will respect you. In this country, if you protest against the corruption and foul politics, you become a villain of the society. I am telling you these things from my real life experiences.

Arindam:- I don’t believe that corruption and foul politics are there in every government offices. If you perform well, you will surely succeed.

Sonali:- Arindam, you are still a little kid to understand the foul politics played on nice persons. You have cleared the written test of Bank of Baroda, but still your name got discarded from the main list. Your score was high enough to feature in the top 20 list in PNBHFL, but, your name was intentionally kept at the bottom of the list, so that you get your job posting in Kolkata itself. Unfortunately, Indian government decided to sell some stakes of PNB. As a result, PNBHFL reduced the number of candidates to be recruited in 2010 and hence your name on the waiting list has no value.

Arindam:- My goodness! Hey Sonali! How did you know all these things? You even know the name of the companies for which I have appeared in the recruitment exams.

Sonali:- You are a special asset for our intelligence department. How can we ignore you? Wherever you go, our network follows.

Imtiaz:- Very funny, Sonali! If you people know the persons who are playing politics against Arindam, then as his colleague cum friends, why aren’t you people taking special care of those culprits?

Sonali:- Arindam has to give the green signal, then only we will proceed to teach them a lifetime lesson.

Arindam:- Yeah, yeah, just proceed. But, all the actions taken against them should look like a cold-blooded counter-attack with no evidence.

Sonali:- Ok, then we will take the action, but I have one personal request. Please “STOP WRITING BLOGS”. As you always write about the brutal truths of our society in your articles, the numbers of your enemies are increasing day by day.