Wednesday, September 9, 2009

INNOVATIVE INDIA

“Baba, I have created a wonder, today”, shouted “Saurav” with joy. “Manitosh”, the father of “Saurav”, has a small garage in “Silpara” of Kolkata. His day starts with repairing the cars. He has 5 workers under him. Since 3 months, “Manitosh” was doubtful about his son “Saurav”, who is studying Chemistry Honors in the “Vivekananda College” of Thakurpukur.

Saurav: - You know baba, what I have done today? I have created a chemical, which when mixed with 1 litre water; it will work like a fuel for the cars. Now, you don’t need to buy petrol or diesel from the Petrol Pumps. Let me show you, see, I am just pouring 3 drops of this chemical to 1 litre of water. Keep it for 15 minutes. Then, you pour it in the engine of the car, where there is no fuel.

Manitosh: - Ya, it is working, dear. Earlier, it was showing in the fuel meter, that there is no fuel. But, you poured that into the engine, the fuel meter shows it has fuel. Great, let me give this news to my friend “Arindam”, the reporter of the “Star Ananda” News Channel.

After getting this news, “Arindam” came there with the cameraman, and made a program on that in English language. The whole world came to know about that innovation.

One week later, West Bengal CM in collaboration with the Indian Government officials called “Saurav”, to the “ITC Sonar Kolkata” lounge. The government ordered “Saurav” to destroy that chemical, because if that hits the market, then no one is going to buy petrol and diesel. Net result, all the oil companies will be in huge loss, and the government will also not get any money from those companies. “Saurav” was literally threatened. They gave him some money, and warned him that, if he sells this chemical to any company, then he will be put behind the bars.

The CEO of a reputed automobile company of USA, “Mr. John Sobers” called “Arindam” on his mobile number and said, “Hello! Arindam, can you please arrange a meeting with that guy Saurav. I want to meet him. I have seen your program on that chemical, which when mixed with water can produce fuel.”

As per the request, “Arindam” conducted the meeting in the “Park Hotel” room of “John Sobers”.

John: - Saurav, I know, you have been threatened by this Indian government, to destroy this chemical and they have also blamed you by saying that, you have not innovated anything special. He he he, forget your Indians now. Come to our company, we will buy your chemical, with your patent in the product. Not only that, you will be given 10% commission of the profit made on 1 litre of this chemical.

Saurav: - I accept your proposal. Thanks “Arindam”. For your program, I got this help from “John”.

“Manitosh” was having tears in his eyes, as his son is going to USA. But, he was also proud that at least someone has given credit to him for his innovation.

“Arindam”, “John”, “Saurav” and “Manitosh” was sitting in the same car, and they were going towards the “Dumdum” Airport of Kolkata. Near Esplanade, there was a political meeting going on, and that leader was shouting slogans and giving lectures, “We want an Innovative India, so for that, we need to motivate and produce more “Innovative Indians”, who will help India to progress further and beat the USA”.By hearing this, “John” just laughed heartily and said to me, “I understand Bengali, as I was here in Kolkata, in my earlier days, for 4 years. They are giving lectures for creating “Innovative Indians” and about beating USA, ha ha ha , but see the fun, we, the USA people have to save those talented Indians from these bloody politicians, to provide innovation to the whole world.

Arindam: - Indians are always fond of giving lectures, but USA people are fond of implementing it. That’s why USA is still the No.1 country in every innovative fields.

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