PLACEMENT CELL

“Hey, you know “Rajib”, I have got the job in “Satyam Computers”, wow, I am so happy today. Actually your batch was the worst batch, which is why no companies came to recruit you people. See our batch, every company came to our campus. This is the first time, we have achieved 100% placement. Can you imagine? Our batch has been regarded as the best batch ever, the college had”, said “Paromita”, the girlfriend of “Rajib”.After hearing this, “Rajib” just smiled and wished congrats to his beloved girlfriend.

Five days later, was the Durga Puja festival. All the friends came to Kolkata, at this festive time. So, all the students of 2005 batch of STCET College planned a re-union at the “Green Palace” Bar on “Maha-Asthami”.

Jishnu: - arey mama ra sab, ami esey gachi…The mastaans of STCET Engineering College, are again at the same place to rock. Come on; let us order for some rum or whisky.

Rajib: - dhaath, my mood is totally off. You know what my girlfriend was saying after getting a job in Satyam. She is saying that our batch was the worst batch.

Arindam: - Le halua, better you ask your “Paromita”, whether she knows the history or not. It was we, who took the initiative to form a “Placement Cell” there at the college. You people remember that day, baraa maaja aaya tha ,yaar, jab humney sab teacher ko ek hi room pe bandh kar diya tha…ha ha ha .. And the teachers were very happy.... haa haa... They were playing ‘antakshari round’ inside that room, while we were shouting slogans outside the main gate, to form a placement cell. Uff, baapre baap…what a scene it was?

Kusum: - Arrey, how can you forget my achievement? I was at the gate, media people came. I told them nothing happened. Then when the Registrar of the college came in front of me and said, just let all the teachers go back to their home. I said, you can do anything, but we are not going to leave anyone, unless you promise to create a “Placement Cell” for us.

Vinod: - I broke seven window glasses. Remember that Microprocessor lab, we broke that door. We felt as if, we have conquered a kingdom, as if we were the King… He he he …

Chandra: - Then, as it was a winter season, so during 9 PM, all our girlfriends requested to let all girls go back home. Actually, they are all like “Kate Winsley” you see. Always, “Leonardo” is going to die. Ha ha ha... We freed the girls, but our revolt continued.

Indrajit: - at last, our revolt ended at 11 PM, where our Registrar signed in a document, that from the next day onwards, there will be an official “Placement Cell” in the college, taking responsibility of all the students.

Arindam: - But, that was too late for us. At that time, we have already completed our 8th Semester. So, no company was willing to take us. Next year, all the companies visited the campus, and almost 100% placement was done.

Chandra: - Really, it is our bad luck. We got the job from external source and got low packages.

Kusum: - Ya, all the companies provide less salary in off-campus, rather than in the on-campus.Vinod: - forget it yaar, ki farak paarta hai... college pe masti se baawaal kiya tha... wohi bahut baraa achievement hai… abhi bhi college ke history pe hum logon ka naam, golden letter se likha jayega… le le sharaab pee… Cheers…

Arindam: - Yes you are right, Cheers. Saala food cook hum karey, aur khaa jaaye hamaara junior log, saala hum log sanjeeb kapoor hai kya… aur sun Rajib, yeh tera Paromita ko laath maar ke nikaal de... saali attitude waali.