Professor Arindam: - Hey, Biplab, what are you doing while sitting at the last bench? Come out here. Oh! My goodness, you are smoking cigarettes by mixing ganja with that tobacco. How dare you smoke in my class? You are still in class VII and you are doing like this? You have no respect towards your teacher? You need some hard caning from me.
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Professor Manitosh:- Chee chee, Biplab, you got a superb caning from Professor Arindam, in front of the whole class for smoking cigarette inside the class, but you have not protested about it.
Professor Jagjiban: - Of course, how dare he can beat a student like you? After all, you are the future leader of our CPI (M) party. You are the real student leader of this Bengali medium school of this village. Our days were different. That time, our teacher used to cane us for 50 times, if we used to fail in exams. But, nowadays, you people are the modern students.
Professor Sanjay: - Ya, you are right. Arrey, Biplab, you smoke cigarette, you also drink local banglar cholai in front of me, but have I ever scolded you? It is just normal. We are happy with you, as you help our CPI (M) party campaigning during the elections. That is sufficient for you. You don’t need to bother about all those studies. We are in power in West Bengal for 30 years and we will be there for next 50 years also. Don’t worry, just remain as a dedicated CPI (M) party worker, you will get a job. If you cannot pass the Madhyamik Secondary Exam also, we will issue a fake pass certificate. Don’t worry.
Professor Manitosh: - By the way, we are fed up of this Professor Arindam. He teaches all our students in a very dedicated manner and that too in an unbiased way. He is not associated with our CPI (M) party. According to him, there should be no politics and educational institution, as it hampers studies. He he he, what a joke it is?
Professor Jagjiban: - We really feel jealous of him. See, the main mantra of our CPI (M) party’s success is that we will keep majority of our next generation students uneducated. More they are uneducated; more it will be easy to buy them by giving money and foods. Ultimately, as they will become our slaves, we will do the brainwashing like ‘Magaj Dholai’ in ‘Hirok Rajar Deshe’ film of Satyajit Ray.
Professor Sanjay: - Ei, Biplab, just do one thing. You take your sweet revenge. We are there to save you. There will be no police case. Just beat that bloody professor Arindam in such a manner that he can never re-think of coming back to this school to teach our students.
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Reporter of a Kolkata News Channel: - Sir, I am Nayanika, calling you from a remote village. Sir, it is a very sensitive issue. The students of this village school have murdered a school teacher named ‘Arindam’ here. So, should I go forward with this news?
Head of that Kolkata News Channel: - No, no, there is no need to cover that story. Already, we have received 1.5 lacs INR from Lakshman to suppress that news. The CPI (M) cadres’ students have killed that professor, as he was a very good teacher and he was not involved with any political party.
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Yamraaj: - Arrey Arindam, you could have joined the CPI (M) party, naah. See, as a professor, you were not active in school politics, which is why; the men of Buddhadev Bhattacharya have murdered you and you are in hell now.
Professor Arindam: - Yes, Yamraaj ji, you are absolutely right. Now, after my death, I have understood the concept that “IT IS A SIN TO BECOME A GOOD SCHOOL TEACHER IN WEST BENGAL”.
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